Smiles and Signs
of the Time
of the Time
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds heels all”
"Time wounds heels all”
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving”
“Blind man driving”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak”
"Best place in town to take a leak”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”